Autism Giggles
This blog is to share with you the daily one liners that come from the most creative and beautiful autistic little girl of mine. So I will spare you no longer for the wisdom of my five year old!
Oh goodness don't smell their butt its rude dude, And don't burp on the gray seat!
Jesus doesn't take naps okay all right relax, daddy will fix it for you!
Its dangerous to fly a bike and do the pokey pokey
Don't hit your friends honey be kindness!
Veda; choking sounds gross! Hey we are professionals!
Mom all we need is Jesus and coffee! Think about it if its smart!
Don't poop on the dog good grief! It's not good to cut your finger!
The eye is not for pulling on. Bad breath is bad and not good!
Don't touch the butt. Grace is amazing!
Don't say shut up, say shoot and it's not nice to flick the squishy arms!
Tink we are almost to the boarder! Blooding is not fun.
If it doesn't work its broken and needs to charge. Huots not happy honey when the lights off
Eat your food and don't throw it all around. Just look to the sky its there
Keep your pants on at church! It's okay to cry.
Jesus loves you okay all right come on . Bubbles pop
The sun makes pepper in the eye!
I hope that you find these just as helpful as I have and use them in your household.
Most always used best in a serious conversation and always great advice to give someone who is confused! Use with little discretion its much more enjoyable for everyone.
Paisley's wisdom
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